20 September 2003
Bethany's flaws. or, why i sometimes think i suck

I hate beer.

I have a lazy eye that I didn't even realize was a lazy eye until very recently.

I am terrified of driving in the dark while it's raining.

When faced with awkward social situations I become 13 years old.

I tend to let my haircut and color go until it is an awful mess.

I don't wear makeup as much as I should.

As a retail worker, I am an abysmal failure.

I flirt way too much.

I need new shoes.

I curse at inappropriate times in inappropriate places in front of inappropriate people.

I hate to cook and therefore eat out more than my income allows.

I compulsively buy cds, even when I don't have the money..

I have a printer that I bought over a year ago which I still haven't figured out how to work.

I let go of people I love way too easily.

I repeatedly wear uncomfortable shoes to work.

I don't sing anymore.

I don't play the piano anymore.

I don't call my grandparents as much as I should.

I am almost 23 and I don't have any tattoos.

I make snide remarks about all my high school friends who are already married.

I am overly sensitive when responding to comments about my taste in music (a remark about "angry lesbian music" put me off the Indigo Girls for six months).

I really can't stand my new roommates.

I tend to ignore people I find boring.

I go to McDonalds far too often.

My oil change is 900 miles past due.

I don't email my boyfriend enough.

I get drunk on only mixed drinks and white wine.

Last time I got drunk was over a year ago. It was on margaritas and rum chugged straight from the bottle.

I don't know when to end anything.

I procrastinate. I'm procrastinating right now.

I have not been able to stick to a steady exercise regime for more than three months at any given time in my life.

I can't seem to find the time to update this site more than once a month.

I am so, so scared.

This list of flaws will probably be twice as long as the list of postitive attributes that I will post tomorrow.

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